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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:42 am 
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He was on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget.

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And what'd he weigh in at, ladies and gentlemen? Yeah, TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SIX POUNDS.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:48 am 
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boating while drinking is a serious crime, that all to often leads to unnecessary deaths on the water. sssssssooo badass!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:41 pm 
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I think Cedric Benson got pulled over for suspicion of BWI like three times. And you thought black people got pulled over more often in cars.

Seriously, I hope to GOD he comes into camp in Winnipeg at that weight. He'd be the Fridge of the NHL!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:34 pm 
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Av-merican wrote:

Seriously, I hope to GOD he comes into camp in Winnipeg at that weight. He'd be the Fridge of the NHL!


How much could he lose in 2 weeks?

Although if he'd drunk a whole lot, 1 good wee could drop 8 pounds or so.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:07 am 
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big contract, already has a ring, history of motivation issues in junior, weighing in at 286, legal troubles......I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that Big Buff won't repeat the great season he had last year.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:27 pm 
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big contract, already has a ring, history of motivation issues in junior, weighing in at 286, legal troubles......I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that Big Buff won't repeat the great season he had last year.


Well, great start to the season at least.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:47 pm 
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BTW I know I'm lame but someone has got to explain to me why "Everyday I'm Byfuglien" is so funny. I don't get it.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:05 pm 
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BTW I know I'm lame but someone has got to explain to me why "Everyday I'm Byfuglien" is so funny. I don't get it.



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:57 pm 
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Av-merican wrote:
BTW I know I'm lame but someone has got to explain to me why "Everyday I'm Byfuglien" is so funny. I don't get it.


I have never heard 'everyday I'm bfyuglien', where are people saying that? I'm guessing it is a reference to part of a currently popular song called 'Party Rock Anthem' by LMFAO that goes 'everyday I'm shufflin'.

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